Kuekuatsu (Wolverine)

Uma historinha comum e um tanto quanto clichê, mas ainda assim bonita... sobre como a lua é solitária e seu amante a observa platonicamente...

Extraído do roteiro do filme X-Men Origins: Wolverine (OK, não é nenhum filme cult, mas é bizu)

Kayla Silverfox: Why the moon is so lonely?
Logan: Why?
Kayla Silverfox: Because she used to have a lover.
Logan: You tell this to the kids?
Kayla Silverfox: No.
[Logan laughs]
Kayla Silverfox: His name was Kuekuatsu and they lived in the spirit world together.
Logan: Oh, this is a tribe story.
Kayla Silverfox: Mm-hm. And every night, they would wander the skies together. But, one of the other spirits was jealous. The Trickster wanted the Moon for himself. So he told Kuekuatsu the Moon had asked for flowers; he told him to come to our world and pick some wild roses. But Kuekuatsu didn't know that once you leave the spirit world, you can never go back. And every night, he looks up at the sky and sees the Moon and howls her name. But... he can never touch her again.
Logan: Wow... Koo-koo-katchoo got screwed.